Ted Cruz’s Desperate Damage Control, Trump Boys Point Fingers & Daddy Donny’s Tax Returns
The weather has been crazy across the country, on Saturday debris from a United flight headed to Honolulu landed outside of Denver, Ted Cruz continues to do damage control after his stupid trip to Mexico, members of Trump Incorporated are looking to point the finger of blame for the mess in Texas, Greg Kelly of Newsmax devoted a full segment of his show this weekend to Biden’s German Shepherd, fan accounts for the President’s dogs are posting tweets from their point of view, Diamond and Silk have a show on Newsmax where they cover “important” topics, we are one step closer to maybe getting a look at Trump’s tax returns and Don Jr. was sure to comment on it, MyPillow Mike Lindell is being sued by Dominion Voting Systems for more than $1.3 billion for falsely claiming that their voting machines were rigged, and Jimmy and Guillermo try the new signature greeting from “The Bachelor.”
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Jr. eyes are flying High ?
When are all the young people going to band together an abolish the Republican party... The only thing the party is good for is comic relief due to their idiocy within this stressful time...
That dog looks old and maybe a little wet like he just came in from outside. Could not be better taken care of than that dog. They have never seen a "junkyard dog" or a neglected/abused dog. Or Hell, I doubt those rich A-holes have seen a junkyard. Mistreated dogs don't have that blissful look in their eyes like Champ does.
This ban Donald Trump on social media need to include his minions Ivanka, jr, Eric too
This show gets more pathetic as it goes on. Nothing really funny, just a really disrespectful host that is not even remotely good at his job. Maybe he needs to see Letterman/Leno/Carson shows for real class, humor and fun.
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Ooh my, if stupidity was taxable....😄😃😉
This whole thing doesn’t make sense you’re just laughing at all of the facts being throw at your face and presenting them as an argument. Is Biden not cutting off people’s ability work, are 300+ kids not coming to the border. You laugh about all these problems Biden causes like they aren’t ruining america
You must have sad life to click a video that has views that oppose your own just to leave a negative comment.
Jimmy Kimmel has self certified himself as a low/no talent.
Kimmel has self-certified himself as a no talent that contributes zero to any setting. Wouldn’t even draw attendance at a local gin mill..
Dog is better groomed than Cruz
You are awful. You’re only funny to 40%. Bashing peoples.... grow up.
My parents bought my pillows and I didn’t know it was a republican thing. But I remember thinking they suck. They are lumpy and hardly can be called a pillow 😂
Diamond and Silk wouldn't, by any chance, be a couple of mercenary KKKoconuts, would they? Just asking...
😂😂
Mikey back on dat crack 😅
Whatever! Whoever! Who are the trumps?
You are joking about a plane breaking apart in the air when you eulogize Kobe Bryant funeral and his helicopter exploded and killed him. Yes things could have been totally different with the airplane. Its truey wrong for you to do that you're disgusting and I love you but you are disgusting Jimmy Kimmel.
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10:40-now its OurPillows you crazy whackjob
You're a fake whimp Kimmel
mfdoom
Coke Head Jr. you're dad could have gone any way as an ex president yet he didn't because he doesn't give a f*ck. And Biden is too busy with Covid-19 relief while Texas' problem is deregulations. So f*ckem !!!!
That's okay jr. ..you've got enough outrage for "daddy", your mom, AND YOUR BROTHERS, AND BOTH SISTERS TOO...🤪🙄
HAHAHA that little kid at the end. Hahaha that kid is too cool.
Very pathetic!!!
Lol the hilariousness of me getting a dog ad with a german shepherd.
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People are dying and you guys are worried about Bidens dogs.
That freaking fake laugh in the background is effin annoying as ef. Nothing of what he's talking about is funny at all
Diamond and silk... why? Just.. why?
Hola Jimmy! Espero que todo esté bien!
What the heck is Junior on???!!! Look at his eyes!
Republican clowns! Lies and stupidity.
Conan is better
Damage Control all he wants *eye rolls* He's only doing it because of the backlash---HEARTLESS MONSTER.
The My Pillow guy wrote a book about how he was addicted to crack cocaine years ago. He looks like he started smoking it again! Just say NO! I loved the Dominion spot, it was HILARIOUS!
Blob Villa 😂😂😂😂
Buffoonery on steroids. They do not reside in Reality.
Attacking a dog???? Is that ALL they got?
How was Jeff's island Jimmy
cruz......and friends...disgusting people....and americans vote for these guys......
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Dear Jimmy. Please stop the baseless use of the name Karen to label bad women. It is so insulting to so many Karens. Good Karens. I know of 3 that are model citizens in this terrible time. They happen to love your stance on Trump too. You owe a correction because of so many jokes at their expense. It's not too late. We still love you
True. Ted Cruz is smart to CREATE A MEDIA CIRCUS for Texan Blunder. Now we watch..... MEDIA USA RULES 🤣
Jimmy if I didn't consider you my father, I'd want to marry you. Much Wuvs and kisses
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If trump tries to intervene in any way with his tax audit. Jail...
Fkn lunatics attacking everything actually thinking they will change people's mind ever. The dog looks amazing.
Jimmy Thumbnail >>> one mean sucker
Number of dis-likes kinda tells Jimmy's popularity now.
I love that mexican meatball :) lol
Biden must be more powerful than any previous President, if he can CASE TEXAS TO FREEZE - just saying!
The crowd laughs at every little thing.
Fled Cruz 🤣
The poor trump family is getting crazier everytime they open their mouth
True facts -- 99.8 % of trailer park residents are Trumpers and 98.7 of Trumpers are below average intelligence
Bro they really attacking Bidens dog too 😆
Trump supporters: ThE nEw YoRk TiMeS tAx StOrY wAs FaKe Also Trump Supporters: ThEy ShOuLdN't ReLeAsE hIs TaX rEtUrNs BeCaUsE tHe NeW yOrK tImEs AlReAdY dId
Is that Ted Cruz, or Mr. Haney, from Green acres? Is that Don Jr. or Jeffro Bodeen, from the Beverly Hill bellies? I see a lot of people is Trump in town or is Satan holding a meeting.??
If political leaders give comedians alot of material. It just means that is all these politicians are giving to voters. 99.9% of politicians government officials are bacteria.
I can't wait to hear Guillermo say to Jimmy, "I don't think so Jimmy "
Funny
I don’t understand why people are putting Ted Cruz down. Poor Ted, if you didn’t know, is a great fan of TACO TUESDAYS. But because of inclement weather, the state of TEXAS was forced to cancel this weekly celebration. As we all know, a man has to eat, so Ted and his family hopped on the first available flight to Cancun to celebrated TACO TUESDAY in the country of its birth. It’s not like he took advantage of this holiday in Mexico. He did not stay that long in Cancun. After getting his fill of TACOS, he hopped on the first available flight back home to TEXAS, where he continued his stellar work on behalf of the people who elected him, by tearing up carpet in his home.
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Tweakin' heavy, Jr?
the dog at 4:29 look much better than the 3 dirty dogs before hiem
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Won't remark on Cuomo's nursing home scandal or sexual harassment scandal.
If there is nothing to hide, just show it to us.
Jr. is high as a Republican kite.....
"BLOB VILA." 😄 Jimmy, you rock!
Don Jr: Ted Cruz escaped to Cancun with his family,its Obama’s fault
since 1900 - 2021 there been less deaths due to Hurricanes In The United States than covid19, you are not going to stand in the one place and hope you don't get killed. Now the thing is, was trump either severely stupid or is it he simply doesn't care about your family and you. Or if he is stupid then your going to after ask yourself why do you side with him. that's the only two out comes for this. everybody got hoodwinked by him. more than half the covid death's are trumps fault, if you have lost a loved one sue them ? trump for jail 2021.
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That Guillermo, needs to lose half of his Waugh, he looks less than attractive
Omg jimmy and his cousin are so hilarious. Great 👍 job guys. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Why ISIS stop attacking London and France , are they in quarantine too , who’s killing British and French people .? Can Macron and Boris Johnson answers .! Why the terrorists showing up on the places and times MR.Macron and Boris want .?
Poor pup lmao
So it's funny parts are falling . Democrats ugh
No effin way is he Trumps bio son! No resemblance in any way! He sure is Codependent to a Narcissist though!
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I am so tired of those two Black Birds Heckel and Jeckel. They had nothing relevant to say when the Orange Clown was in office so why are they they still talking. Shut up! Serious Sisters are embarrassed by them .
To late ted.
this guy is obsessed with President Trump
I would take that 5$ deal on the OUR pillows.
I can listen to Guillermo’s laugh for a straight hour
De que pais es usted Sra. M.C?
Guillermo you jumping into Jimmy's arms is so funny and so awesome I love you both I love this show
I dont know if I had voted for Biden, I might be hiding in a corner and be quiet. 10000 union jobs gone, men competing against women. Doesn't look lucid at all oh and he put those immigrant kids in cages. Yeah you should be making fun of Trump.
They obviously don't know what a well cared for dog looks like; that dog's been loved a lot, it's written all over his face. Meanwhile, Trump jr looks worse than the dog. I honestly don't know if he really does drugs, or he's just that big an idiot. Like father like son, it's probably both.
If I were a judge, I'd definitely use 9:30 against him to fully award the 1,3 billion $.
Hahahahha. Brilliant show. Love the Pillow Man bit.
Does anyone actually watch this bullshit?
How can a dog’s hair be in question when Trump’s coif looked crazy. Actually the dog looks like he is shocked at Trump’s do.
Now imagine this panic when a terrorist hits ALL critical infrastructures once. People don’t stop and think about it happening in their state or town. We are talking mass panic. Now can that be something we mitigate now🤔?
He helped dozens... 💩
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